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October’s Private Islands Newsletter: 3 Stars

Dear Diary- I finally got a chance to sit down with the October 2013 Private Islands newsletter and it was only a 3 star showing. Let’s talk about why, and let me show you my favorite featured island which is super … Continue reading

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Private Rail Cars are on my mind

Private rail cars are still totes a thing. Lined with mahogany. Tour the world in Vanderbiltian luxury. You can get an all-purpose one or a multi-purpose one. In case you need an entire dining car or one for your ocelot.

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Bedouin? BedoOUT!

Bedouin? BedoOUT! Prada Marfa is one thing. It’s an art. Prada tent things in Qatar w Damien Hirst is another’s like a post, post anti modernism warholian abortion with like juice cleansing and impractical shoes. The charm of a … Continue reading

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you guys. when did this pool happen?

stuff still happens in williamsburg three years ago you guys. when did this pool happen? there’s a fricken salt water pool in Williamsburg  in a hotel next to mccarren park. also they are getting a michelin star chef. Also that … Continue reading

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Today’s Random Internet Search

TL:DR – The density of platinum is 21.45 g/mL, which is much higher than the 1 g/mL density of water. (PS there is something called

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Gold Plated Rolls Royce = Real

Dear Diary, You’ll be relieved to know that this bulletproof gold plated Rolls Royce, however, is real. Love, me

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Gold Plated Yacht Hoax

There is definitely not a real gold-plated yacht. Yet.

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The 3 best evening dresses from the Barneys Warehouse Sale

Dear Diary, Barney’s has unleashed their warehouse sale on us and it’s making it hard for me to concentrate on anything other than eveningwear. And bags. And shoes. And weird Japanese pants. But mainly eveningwear. Here are the 3 best … Continue reading

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We missed this Doyle New York Important Jewelry auction. Featuring some important stuff, like this $10,000 onyx ashtray. Lot 161 – Art Deco Black Onyx, Carved Jade, Jade, Diamond, Sapphire and Black Enamel Ashtray

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Dear Dieary: Versace Poverty

Dear diary, I have a confession. I only own one thing of Versace. It’s a thick gold chain and pearl necklace with a lion’s head clasp. It’s pretty dang huge. It was $20. I suspect that it’s a fake. I … Continue reading

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