Dear diary,

I have a confession. I only own one thing of Versace. It’s a thick gold chain and pearl necklace with a lion’s head clasp. It’s pretty dang huge. It was $20. I suspect that it’s a fake. I got it 12 years a go at one of those pop up designer discount stores in Soho. Who knows though, it may be real. This place was pretty sketch. The pearls have tore off it though so it looks a bit janky to wear.

I’m so excited about the Versace movie I could see the pirates of Penzance.

(note: posted by the other one, picture may not represent actual Versace chain)