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Today’s Random Internet Search

TL:DR – The density of platinum is 21.45 g/mL, which is much higher than the 1 g/mL density of water. (PS there is something called

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Gold Plated Rolls Royce = Real

Dear Diary, You’ll be relieved to know that this bulletproof gold plated Rolls Royce, however, is real. Love, me

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Gold Plated Yacht Hoax

There is definitely not a real gold-plated yacht. Yet.

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The 3 best evening dresses from the Barneys Warehouse Sale

Dear Diary, Barney’s has unleashed their warehouse sale on us and it’s making it hard for me to concentrate on anything other than eveningwear. And bags. And shoes. And weird Japanese pants. But mainly eveningwear. Here are the 3 best … Continue reading

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We missed this Doyle New York Important Jewelry auction. Featuring some important stuff, like this $10,000 onyx ashtray. Lot 161 – Art Deco Black Onyx, Carved Jade, Jade, Diamond, Sapphire and Black Enamel Ashtray

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Dear Dieary: Versace Poverty

Dear diary, I have a confession. I only own one thing of Versace. It’s a thick gold chain and pearl necklace with a lion’s head clasp. It’s pretty dang huge. It was $20. I suspect that it’s a fake. I … Continue reading

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Versace Manse: A Memento Mori

Damn I wish I was a mansion.

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