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The Real Junk Mail of 90210
Welcome to a new semi-regular segment about the batshit insane junkmail you get when your ZIP code is on the name of a TV show (do not even get me started about the embarrassment of telling people your address). To … Continue reading
King of Caftans ALT Departs Numero Russia
The patron saint of exquisite caftans Andre Leon Talley is departing Numero Russia magazine. WWD is being cagey, but it sounds like they aren’t paying him, they nixed his cover with Tom Ford, and P.S. Russia hates gays. So… creative differences? … Continue reading
Super Sleek Silk Space Scarf!
Louis Vuitton adds Kenny Scharf, Andre (the French-Portugese one), and Chilean street artist INTI to their roster.
Buying planes is so much more fun than you think.
Sometimes with all the talk of the G6 and teleportation, you tend to forget some other very cool ways of getting around. Much like private train cars and private islands, private planes have so much more potential than popular culture … Continue reading
Morrocan motorcycle girl gang? yes please.
live fast, die young, bad girls do it well. If you know one thing over at gold plated yacht dot com, it is that we love the MIA video bad girls. check out these girls! and theres more at his gallery … Continue reading
you don’t hate children wearing adorable satan smocks, do you?
Listen up internet! You usually ask me for stuff right? this time, I want you to give stuff to me. No not for a good cause. Just me. I see on your webs sparkly wonders of fur evil with my … Continue reading
selections for the holiday season
Excuse me? finally neiman marcus gets classy. Are you just starting up on the fascinating world of falconry? no? you should! Now with this beginning falconry kit, you can! includes: Gold perch. 20-karat gold plated with hand cut rings of … Continue reading
Auction Alert! T-Rex & More Awesome Fossils
You can get a Triceratops for under $1 million! Other offerings include two dinosaurs who are fossilized together having perished in a fight to the death. Unmounted and untouched. Check it out: Distinguished Fossils!
musings on fine art
Y’all i have like, no interest in Richard Serra. anyways- Halloween is coming up. there is this etsy purveyor who makes really cute family costumes which made mego i wonder what the most expensive hat on etsy looks like? Well … Continue reading
A life sized rainbow unicorn cake? Yes Please!
Some English people went completely mental and made a life-sized unicorn out of rainbow cake. Great, Diary. Now I have to have a rainbow unicorn themed wedding.