Tag Archives: Gold

Gold Plated Rolls Royce = Real

Dear Diary, You’ll be relieved to know that this bulletproof gold plated Rolls Royce, however, is real. Love, me

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IMPORTANT JEWELRY

We missed this Doyle New York Important Jewelry auction. Featuring some important stuff, like this $10,000 onyx ashtray. Lot 161 – Art Deco Black Onyx, Carved Jade, Jade, Diamond, Sapphire and Black Enamel Ashtray

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Dear Dieary: Versace Poverty

Dear diary, I have a confession. I only own one thing of Versace. It’s a thick gold chain and pearl necklace with a lion’s head clasp. It’s pretty dang huge. It was $20. I suspect that it’s a fake. I … Continue reading

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Versace Manse: A Memento Mori

Damn I wish I was a mansion.

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The Old Versace Manse

Dear Diary, Tonight I’m wearing a fuchsia saree to a wedding at the four seasons. Look how far I have come! And yet, look at this fucking mansion. Fuck that mansion. It is so hot. Thank you Versace for inspiring … Continue reading

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