There is definitely not a real gold-plated yacht. Yet.

$4.5 billion buys a lot of Versace mansions.
There is definitely not a real gold-plated yacht. Yet.
$4.5 billion buys a lot of Versace mansions.
We missed this Doyle New York Important Jewelry auction. Featuring some important stuff, like this $10,000 onyx ashtray.
Lot 161 – Art Deco Black Onyx, Carved Jade, Jade, Diamond, Sapphire and Black Enamel Ashtray
Dear diary,
I have a confession. I only own one thing of Versace. It’s a thick gold chain and pearl necklace with a lion’s head clasp. It’s pretty dang huge. It was $20. I suspect that it’s a fake. I got it 12 years a go at one of those pop up designer discount stores in Soho. Who knows though, it may be real. This place was pretty sketch. The pearls have tore off it though so it looks a bit janky to wear.
I’m so excited about the Versace movie I could see the pirates of Penzance.
(note: posted by the other one, picture may not represent actual Versace chain)
Dear Diary,
Tonight I’m wearing a fuchsia saree to a wedding at the four seasons.
Look how far I have come! And yet, look at this fucking mansion. Fuck that mansion. It is so hot. Thank you Versace for inspiring us to set goals. Versace did this mansion up in the middle of trashy rich Florida. FLORIDA.
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