Listen up internet! You usually ask me for stuff right? this time, I want you to give stuff to me. No not for a good cause. Just me. I see on your webs sparkly wonders of fur evil with my squirrel eyes it is time to negotiate.
it’s christmas and all i want is the entire meadham kirchoff line at top shop.
First of all, it was made just for me, cause very few people would wear all of it. I like satanic symbols, glitter, girly lace, mohair and ugly applique leather granny acid dream scapes rainbow monster punk crack smoke the most. i mean im not a big peter pan collar person historically, but not because i don’t love it! solely, because it is very hard to find.
Just ask my hair dresser- i ask him to cut my hair like punky brewster but rich on a yacht. this is a truth! maybe your weird friend from high school might wear that scarf or something, but really it takes me to wear this entire line. And i want it something fierce. Internet people! help me
I don’t even like topshop- I mean it’s an expensive h&m. Where’s the logic? Please buy me these things, internet, and I will be super nice to you for one week. you’ll have to hurry, the green monster shoe i want is sold out!
This is pretty depressing cause i cant justify spending $1500 on a pastel rainbow mongolian shag rug torso wrap. I just can’t! but i can name it. that coat is now called Muffy Flokati, unrequited future coat of dreams.
They finally mass produce the crap i like to wear for the people and i can’t buy it. it is a bunch of cant’s here people
Also thirty or even more items have not even been released yet- such as that ridiculous monster scarf that i also want and the satanist shearling navy pentagram coat thing with like long unsightly mane hair coming out of the hem. maybe forever 21 will rip them off and i can have this ghoulish acid vomit fashion line.
small disclaimer i may have been sleep blogging.
Helloo!! Check out this blogpost on Meadham Kirchoff for Topshop! https://grabble.co.uk/res/wordpress/2013/11/21/meadham-kirchoff-takes-over-topshop/
Punky B IS rich and on a yacht (or a bearskin rug, whatevs)