Monthly Archives: October 2013

The 3 best evening dresses from the Barneys Warehouse Sale

Posted on October 11, 2013 by goldplatedyacht

Dear Diary, Barney’s has unleashed their warehouse sale on us and it’s making it hard for me to concentrate on anything other than eveningwear. And bags. And shoes. And weird Japanese pants. But mainly eveningwear. Here are the 3 best … Continue reading →

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IMPORTANT JEWELRY

Posted on October 11, 2013 by goldplatedyacht

We missed this Doyle New York Important Jewelry auction. Featuring some important stuff, like this $10,000 onyx ashtray. Lot 161 – Art Deco Black Onyx, Carved Jade, Jade, Diamond, Sapphire and Black Enamel Ashtray

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Dear Dieary: Versace Poverty

Posted on October 11, 2013 by goldplatedyacht

Dear diary, I have a confession. I only own one thing of Versace. It’s a thick gold chain and pearl necklace with a lion’s head clasp. It’s pretty dang huge. It was $20. I suspect that it’s a fake. I … Continue reading →

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Versace Manse: A Memento Mori

Posted on October 11, 2013 by goldplatedyacht

Damn I wish I was a mansion.

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The Old Versace Manse

Posted on October 11, 2013 by goldplatedyacht

Dear Diary, Tonight I’m wearing a fuchsia saree to a wedding at the four seasons. Look how far I have come! And yet, look at this fucking mansion. Fuck that mansion. It is so hot. Thank you Versace for inspiring … Continue reading →

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